Tuesday, 20 April 2010

Boy Yet Ape


Purchase 37 minutes worth of catastrophic at http://alkualkualkualkualkualkualkualkualkualku.org/

EDIT 11 May 2010
I got my pack of tapes last week and they look nice, as in the picture above, although due to a mix-up at the plant, they are coloured "opaque gold" instead of the originally intended "gold." Also, when I tried to play one, my tape player took that very moment to break down! Catastrophic indeed.

15 comments:

lofixxx said...

hi chris, any chance to have it in other formats or as a file?

Anonymous said...

Hey Chris, before I purchase this, I want to know if this was produced by you. It refers to Cylob Industries, so I would assume so. Thanks.

cylob said...

If one was to remove all mystery and uncertainty from one's life, all that would remain would be a shrivelled blob of boredom.

Anonymous said...

Ha!

True indeed.

Only available on cassette, I presume?

Thane said...

Go on then, hate on the people who were too young to have cassettes.

I can't stay mad at you... I still love you.

chris said...

Is it any good? OR is it just random "avant garde" digital noise/bleeps/blurps and fartys?

It better be good! I am ordering it right now...BETTER BE GOOD!

Thane said...

Listened, it's just 50 minutes of Cylob going "Hah, you still use Cassettes? That's gay.". Listening to him question my sexuality doesn't get old fast though.

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Thane said...

Incase the above deleted comment was somebody taking me seriously, of course it's not 50 minutes of that. It's probably awesome, that is just something I would probably do. Ironically, I would probably be doing something incredibly gay as I record it, just for my own little joke. If Cylob has done something like that, I officially love him.

Uhh... Yes.

Carry on.

cylob said...

There's nothing wrong with being gay, there's nothing wrong with digital noise and there's nothing wrong with cassettes. If you are a jaded, hard to please homophobe, please visit WATMM (whatever that is, I've no idea myself) thanks.

Thane said...

I haven't seen WATMM in a while, everyone sucks there. I myself am open to homosexual acts, I just find it humorous when people get offended by the term, how can a sexuality be offensive? Surely to be offended by the term is just as, if not more homophobic then using the term itself merely to get a reaction. Cassettes are actually quite fun to mess with, I dug my Dad's old one up to record a jazz song and play it backwards so it sounded like Star Wars.

hex conduction hour said...

You had me at "Cylob Industries" -- can't wait for my cassette to show up. Just picked up Pepper Spray too. We're not worthy!

Mr. Acid said...

Just received.
One side consists of digital vomit
and the other emits eerie chords and melodic despair. Basically a sick and depressed Cylob.

Cheers!

heyho said...

no party post for your nonprivate gig at the berghain sc night?
i m looking forward!!!

greets

chunkety hyman said...

i think i should get this i should think